Alright it's the final match of the season ladies and gentlemen...
And as we approach the finish, it's still not clear which team is going to lift the Champions Cup...
Two minutes to go... and the score stands at 1 all...
The Rangers have the ball and are dribbling through... Is this going to be a goal?
But just as I say that, Dev Saran has intercepted them...
...and has possession. My God! Look at him go...
He's moving closer and closer to the goal...
Just look at him go. Dev Saran looks determined...
Is this going to be the decider?
Oh my God! He's under the D... he's through... he's through them all...
Is that going to be a penalty? That definitely should be a penalty...
If that's a penalty... the Rangers probably just threw the game away...
Good morning Sir. The limousine is ready for the wedding.
What wedding?
Your wedding, Sir...
Shit! Maya's going to kill me...
Maya... Maya... Come on hurry up... The groom will be here at one...
Yes... I'm married... and I have a son...
And just to make it clear... I keep my personal life...
...and professional life separate...
That's all very well Mrs. Saran...
But our fashion magazine needs a lot of time...
Your magazine does not need time... It needs me!
Yes? - Who are you?
Whoever you want me to be, honey...
Dad! Dad!
Hey... - Dude... What are you doing?
Sorry son... Just a little... tied up...
Oh God... da... And how did this break?
I'll teach you how... I will... hello darling...
I'm leaving Sam... and for the record that was the best ever...
Oh thanks...
I'll call you... - Yeah... call me... call me... Bye sweetheart...
Amazing isn't it, when a call girl calls you... call girl... calls you...
Dad! I'm getting married today and you...
What do I do, my son?
Before dying your Mom made me promise that after she goes...
...I should do all that I never did while she was alive...
I'm just fulfilling my promise...
And what about the promise I made to Maya? Can I fulfill that?
Of course... Why not? - Can we go?
Just a minute... just a minute...
This is from me...
And this from your Mom... God bless you...
Hello... - Dev... I got the job...
What? - I got the job!!
Wow... That's amazing... You got the job...
Guys... Rhea got the job...
What is this noise? I can't hear a thing...
Nothing... Nothing at all... Just a small match that we won...
Oh yeah! The match... of course... I'm so sorry... I forgot completely...
Rhea, I'm your husband... just don't forget that...
Shut up, Dev... And congratulations baby... Tell me how was it?
Fantastic... My last goal... All that tension... excitement...
God... Rhea... Rhea, you should have been here...
Yeah... I know... But I had an interview...
I know sweetheart... I know... You know what...
We'll fix up the next match after checking with your busy schedule...
Dev...
And if you have the time just have a look...
...at my five million dollar contract...
Five million dollars?
Why? Jealous? That now I earn more than you?
Not jealous baby... Happy... Happy that your dream has come true...
Our dream, Rhea...
Yeah I know... By the way I'm going to fetch Arjun from school...
Will you please fetch Mom from the wedding?
God... I completely forgot that...
What's the matter, Rhea? You seem to be forgetting a lot these days...
Yeah! That's true... And by the way, Happy Anniversary!
Shit... Happy Anniversary!
Hey guys... My son's getting married... My son's getting married...
Today I'm going to part with my daughter and get a daughter-in-law home...
Hey Maya... We are coming...
I'm the happiest guy in the wor... Hey, what's with you?
Dude... I'm nervous... - Why?
It's taken her three years to say 'yes'...
She won't run away at the last minute, will she?
No... No... She can't run away anywhere...
Yeah... After all where will she find a husband like me, right?
No... Our security is very tight...
Move it... Move it... We are already running late...
Oh my God! Chris... Why are you serving this now?
This is not a dip... It's dessert... It's called suji ka halwa...
Who Suzie? - Not Suzie... Give it to me... Come on... Go...
Go into the kitchen...
They'll drive me mad... All the idiots from New York...
God... That scared me... - Didn't mean to...
Hello... - Hello...
I'm Sam... And this is my house...
I'm Kamal, and this is my food...
Really... may I?
Wow... Definitely a sardarni...
How did you know that?
Because I have been fed and slapped by them...
I know... I have heard a lot about you...
Don't go by what others say...
But all that's said is always by others, Mr. Talwar...
Whose word does one go by then?
Mine... My word... You are from Chandigarh...
And how did you figure that out?
Definitely Chandigarh...
Mom... What are you doing?
Just... Nothing...
Ready to go?
No... I don't know what's taking the bride so long...
You carry on... I'll come on my own...
Are you sure? - Yeah... You go...
Excuse me... excuse me... Please don't mess the garden...
I have just cleaned it up...
Are you the gardener? - What do you think?
I think you have stolen the bride's clothes... Should I inform inside?
Could you please leave me alone? - Of course... not...
It's your wedding and you are sitting outside here... Why?
Do you have a problem?
Not directly... But indirectly I do... My mother has a problem...
The faster you go inside, the faster my mother can leave from here...
You are a strange man... You sat down?
Should I lie down and chat?
One to one discussions always happen sitting down... - Discussion?
Yes... I know you have a problem...
Come on... Talk to me... Tell me your problem...
Why should I discuss my problem with you?
So you admit you have a problem...
By the way, I don't take advice from anyone...
...but I'm always ready to give advice to others...
You should always listen to strangers...
Sometimes they know better than our own...
Are you married?
Einstein... It's five years today...
What did you think before marrying?
Who thinks before marrying?
Just kidding... Rhea and me, are friends from college...
So we thought we'd give our friendship a new meaning...
...besides what can be better than spending...
...your entire life with your friend?
At times friendship replaces love and then there's no space left for love...
Yeah... yeah...
By the way, the guy waiting for you inside...
...is he your friend or your love?
You can't take that long...
I have known Rishi since childhood...
After my parents died, Rishi and his father have been my family...
Oh... What a sweet family...
But that's not the answer to my question... Do you love him?
I do... But not the way I thought I would...
Like how? Like in good books and bad films? That kind of love?
No... The way love ought to be... That kind of love...
But where does it exist anymore?
Listen to this...
'The sagas of everlasting romances have gone past long ago...
Just learn to make do with tiny love stories... '
Does that mean you don't love your wife?
You can't take that long...
We are happy... We have made our little world together...
That's not the answer to my question...
The question here is more about your life than my answer...
You are at a crossroad in life where there are two roads...
One that leads to happiness, which I think you deserve...
...and the other that leads to an endless wait...
Wait for love... Which you may never find...
What if I find that love after marriage?
If you don't look for it... you won't find it...
And you are definitely not finding it sitting on this bench...
Go inside and get married...
The wedding is waiting for you...
...and here you are sitting with a stranger making small talk...
You should be ashamed... What will people say?
Shame on you... Go on... go... go and get married... Go...
It was nice talking to you...
Well... I'd rather be playing football...
But it was a pleasure to meet you, Ma'am...
Maya...
Dev... Dev Anand... bad one... Now go fast, get married and be happy...
Good bye... Sayonara... Goodbye...
Not good bye... Goodbye kills the hope of meeting again...
And who knows? We may meet again...
Just like fragrance merges into breeze...
And fades away...
Intense moments, with time...
Have a way of seeming like dreams...
Who knows? We may meet again yet...
You should never say goodbye...
Never say goodbye...
They say time heals all wounds...
But in some relationships, some wounds only get deeper with time...
Do you guys have a permit for this? Damn...
Ready? Black Beast... That's the new fear that stalks New York...
Known as the Black Beast, this dangerous criminal has kidnapped...
...yet another child from Central Park...
No one knows if it is a man or a woman...
He's nicknamed Black Beast...
...because the criminal wears a trademark long, black coat...
Shit...
Don't cry my son... don't cry... I'm right here...
What the... What are you doing? Sitting on my leg...
Sorry sir... Please don't mind... My Tinu here is just a little nervous...
...he thinks the Black Beast is going to kidnap him...
Please don't mind sir... please...
Why should I mind? My leg's already broken...
Oh Tinu... my small, fat little angel...
...the Black Beast will not kidnap you...
To kidnap you he has to lift you first...
And have you looked at your weight?
My little fatso... Your son's not a child... he is a pig... pig!
What?
...and with God's blessing even if he manages to lift him...
...he will die of a heart attack...
Mummy! - Mummy! You mean she's still alive?
How did she survive the weight of your father?
How rude! - Rude? You football field!
Just pick this football of yours and leave right now...
Come on... let's go... we don't want to sit here...
Come on go... You should have asked before sitting...
And by the way, does your entire family ever fit in a single photograph?
Should we go?
You know I'll leave when you want to... What's the need to ask?
God... Dev... I just asked a simple question...
God... Rhea... Even I didn't answer in French...
I'm going home...
Good... very good... Do you know the way home?
Yes Dev... I know the way... I just don't know you anymore...
It's strange... No one seems to have a sense of humour this morning...
Come on... let's go... together...
Maya... Maya... Maya... MAYA!
What is it? - The house will collapse if you clean
Rishi...
What? - Take off your pants...
Take off what? - Your pants...
Here? - Where then?
But why? - Why?
I know why... Oh my God...
Come on, Rishi... Quickly... I don't have time...
I know... I've always wanted to do this in the kitchen...
It's been a dream... - Yeah... Mine too...
Wow! - Fast...
Hello...
Now it's your turn... - Why?
Why? Then how are we...? It’ll be kind of tough...
Rishi... I don't have to remove anything...
...because my clothes have no stain...
Stain?
Yes... Stain... A big one... And you were all set to go out with it...
Maya...
When will you stop being my mother and be my wife?
When you stop being my child and become my husband...
If I stop being your child who will you mother then?
What happened?
Nothing... Since I can't have children of my own...
...I should think of you as my child, right?
Oh come on, Maya... You know that's not what I meant...
I really don't care about that... - Here... Take this... It's gone...
Thank you...
Listen... Tonight's the Sanderson Hotel opening...
What time do you want to go? - I'm not coming...
Maya... If I go alone everywhere people will think there's a problem...
I don't care about people... - And me?
Look, Rishi... This night life, events, parties...
I don't belong to that part of your life...
Then which part of my life do you belong to, Maya?
Which part of my life do you belong to, Rishi?
When was the last time we did something that I wanted?
You want to clean the house...
And that really isn't my idea of an ideal weekend babe...
Then babe... What's your idea?
Actually my ideal weekend would involve a lot of...
Ok... Come... let's discuss it...
Whoa... Discussion... No... No... bye! - Why? - No...
This is great! You start something and then don't want to pursue it...
Rishi, I want to discuss... Rishi... Rishi!
You are such a child!
Maya!
Congratulations, Rhea... - For what?
The figures just came in...
Diva is America's No.2 fashion magazine... Thanks to you...
Come on, Rhea... let's celebrate...
Hold on guys... One minute... One minute... there will be no celebrations...
We will celebrate when DIVA becomes the No.1 fashion magazine...
So pull up your stockings ladies...
'Cos you have more late nights... more hard work...
And if your husbands leave you...
Trust me, you are better off...
...back to work!
Hey, Rhea... Wait up...
I just spoke to the London head office and we think you should move there... - Really?
Yeah... So that you can control all the fashion magazines in the group...
But isn't this all a bit too...
Rhea... Rhea... Rhea... Do you even understand the meaning of all this?
This will be the biggest move of your career...
No, Jai... This will be a big move for your company...
You know what? You are something else...
You are intelligent, confident, beautiful...
Just one problem... You are married...
But anyway married or unmarried... How does it matter these days... Right?
It matters to me, Jai...
What is he doing here?
When I have said that we are not organizing the party, why is he here?
But Rishi, what can I do?
He refuses to leave... He says he won't go till we agree...
What do you mean he won't leave? - He's even threatening to sue us...
Sue... Who is he to...?
Excuse me... Excuse me...
Yes...
Dude... I have already told you, I'm not organizing this party...
But why? You organize parties for the whole world...
Why can't you do it for your father?
The whole world hasn't had two heart attacks...
Give some thought to your age...
What's age? Just look at my heart...
Ask the beauties around... they think I'm a rockstar!
Dad! Before you embarrass me any further, please go...
Hey... Listen... Why are you being so difficult?
It's just a simple party to be organized...
Just give me a sixties setting, the best wine and a hundred beautiful girls... That's all...
And what do you plan to do with hundred girls?
What? - Right... - Yeah!
I want to know... Why do you throw this party every year?
Now look... That is not your problem...
Just organize this party and my red Ferrari is yours...
Dude... If you think you can buy me out by bribing me...
You are absolutely right... I love that car... - Yeah!
What do you want the girls to wear? - Nothing! - Done...
Good morning... soccer moms and soccer dads... get ready...
Our first team today are the seven time winners from Westside High...
The Tigers...
Coached by George Push... with a lovely tusch...
Playing against the Tigers are the...
...tiny little coochie-coo, oh-they're-so-cute, Dolphins...
Coached by Dev Saran...
What's wrong? Your wife's still paying the bills?
No... Now yours is...
The match is about to begin...
Where are you going, idiot? Go... - No... - Yes...
Hit... Arjun... Hit...
Yes...
Your ball...
Happy?
I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Papa... I'm sorry...
I don't want to play football... I want to play the violin...
What? You want to play the violin?
Wear a dress from tomorrow...
You will look perfect... Don't do that... Just shut up...
Hi... Hi, Your Highness... Your son has lost the match again...
Looks like he's taken after his father... Let's celebrate...
Dev... Please... Stop taking your anger out on him...
He'd probably have won if you coached him well...
We'd probably have won if you were here to boost our morale...
Can I speak to him please?
Yeah of course... It's the Queen Mother for you... Come on... come on...
Mama... You have to be there for the next match... You never come...
Yes sweetheart... Next time I'll be there for sure...
Guess what? Mama's got you a new playstation...
Play station? Wow... I love you Mom...
Wow, Mom... I love you... Playstation?
If they are selling some time at the toy shop please buy that...
Arjun needs that a little more...
Dev... You... What's your problem?
Tansen... I'm going to buy the tickets...
If you move from here, I will slap you...
Let's go home and I'll make you wear a dress...
Ok, Tanya... Now listen to me... Stay close to me all the time...
I read about the Black Beast this morning...
We never know where he might be lurking in his black coat...
Now hold my hand... is it clean?
Good girl... Should we go here? Or there? Who should I ask?
I saw you my beloved...
And it dawned on me how crazy love can be...
Me?
I saw you my beloved...
Here I come Simran... Here I come...
Thank you, Maya... I really owe you one...
Not at all... She's a real sweetheart...
Black Beast... When will they nab him?
Got you... I told you not to move from there...
Then why did you move?
You kids have really troubled me today... Specially you...
You know what I am going to do to you?
I'm going to cut you into tiny pieces...
...and put them in a mixer to make Jamba juice...
I like children's Jamba juice... Shut up... idiot...
Black Beast! - Are we going to stand here all day?
Come with me now... and don't you dare get lost again... Come...
I don't know why children are born at all...
Why can't humans be born full grown?
I'm taking you to your Papa... I won't let anything happen to you...
The next time you lose, I'm going to...
Arjun...
Arjun
Black Beast!
Give me a minute here... Come now... Run!
Maya!
She's become the Black Beast?
But why are you crying?
I thought I was being kidnapped...
I don't have such good fortune that someone will kidnap you...
Should I kill you? - No... - Quiet then...
Sir... You will have to come with us... - I will officer...
I hate you, Black Beast!
E.R.! Patient with a leg injury...
Patient in trauma... be prepared...
Be prepared... patient with leg injury... On the way...
Make way... make way... Patient with leg injury here...
...make way...
Excuse me... I have a leg injury...
Oh my God... get him...
Take the child... - Take him and keep him...
Sir, do you have a leg injury? - Yes... No... I used to have a leg injury...
You're in trauma... lay down... lie down...
Calm down... calm down we're here to help you...
Arjun... tell the fatso...
Calm down!
Don't touch my ass!
I am going to kill you...
I am going to save you...
God bless you...
Don't touch my... Mummy!
Arjun... Papa loves you...
Can I help you?
I'm here to see the Black Beast... My wife...
Hi... Excuse me... I'm so sorry... All this is my husband's fault...
Your husband is the Black Beast?
No... he's just a beast...
But all's well now... Your wife is fine now... Just a minor sprain...
Thank God... Rishi Talwar...
Rhea Saran...
Rhea Saran? The Diva from DIVA...
Guilty as charged...
Wow... Small world... I run a small PR firm - Kamakaze...
I've been trying to meet you for a while...
It's not easy meeting me...
Trust me, it's even more difficult to avoid me...
So sorry to disrupt your wonderful conversation...
But if you'd like to see your husband and your wife... they're in room 502...
We tranquilized you by mistake...
We're so sorry for the confusion... Are you ok?
Does your mother love you? - Yes...
'Cause she's really gonna miss you... I'm going to kill you...
My lawyer will call you...
My lawyer will speak with you...
And my lawyer will speak to you...
You... I know you...
Even I remember... We've met before...
Now I can't walk for a week because of you...
I can't walk for life because of you...
What?
If I hadn't met you, my life would have been different...
My pain would have been different...
And if I hadn't met you I wouldn't have married...
Wouldn't have married?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Good... - Good? - Bad... - Bad?
I mean... I don't know...
I don't know?
Are you happy?
You can't take that long... - Who are you to ask me all this?
You can't answer a question with a question...
Why should I bother about your questions?
Why should I answer you? Who are you?
Who am I?
I'm the father of the child you were running away with...
Don't you have your own children? Oh...
...you don't...
Yes... I don't have any... I can't have them...
I teach children... I'm a mother to all of them...
Mother India...
Teaching children... Running away with them...
...are you able to fill your emptiness with all this?
Because your life is empty... incomplete...
It shows in your eyes... Just like in mine...
Dev...
Mama... - Oh, Rhea... Why did you take the trouble?
You are so considerate...
I'm beginning to feel pressurized by your niceness...
Dev, please... it's been a really long day...
I apologise on his behalf... I'm so so sorry... Once again...
Rhea, look... It's cool... It's cool...
It's cool...
We haven't met... Rishi...
Rishi Kapoor?
No... Husband...
Nobody's perfect... My head is spinning... Bye bye...
Sayonara... Goodbye...
No good bye...
Goodbye kills all hope of meeting again...
And who knows? We might meet again...
Dev... No one ever wants to meet you again...
Ok... Bye...
Ok... Nice meeting you... Bye...
Is he on drugs?
There you go... Not to worry, Maya...
...the doctor has said you'll be fine in two to three days...
After that it's back to your normal exercise...
Dusting, cleaning, vacuuming, brushing... - Shut up!
Sorry...
God... Not you... It's that... What was his name?
Dev... he was talking nonsense...
...and did you see how he was talking to his wife?
He's so rude...
Maya... Not all husbands can be as good as me...
To keep my heart at your feet...
Love you all day long...
God, Maya...
You are so sexy...
Tonight I'm going to...
Maya...
Maya!
Hi...
You?
Of course not... It's someone else... What a strange question!
You? Who else will I be?
Whatever... I'm glad you are here... - Were you thinking of me?
Yes... I've been thinking of you for a week...
Listen all that I said that day was because of the injection...
I'm married... And to think of a married man in that way is a sin...
You talk rubbish... - Yeah!
I wanted to meet you to say that the things you said to me that day...
...are true... And the truth is always bitter...
You are bitter! Not the truth... And who are you?
The Supreme Court? To pass judgements on others' lives?
I'm not listening to this... - Just listen to me...
I'm not... - Just listen...
OK...
Listen... I'm very happy... Thank you...
You should think about your own life...
I'm sure your life is empty... and your dreams, unfulfilled...
That's why you keep searching for the same in others' lives...
You are an unhappy man and will always be...
You are a beautiful woman and will always be...
Maya... Maya... Just listen...
We are both alike... very alike... I'm sorry...
We travel from the same station... Both teach children...
Both of us are wounded...
It's just that my wounds show... yours don't...
And we can discuss our sad lives over coffee...
No Thank you... My husband's waiting for me at home...
Well... Even Rhea must be home by now...
Hey!
Hey! Dude! What's going on here?
What went on is over now...
Come on, Dad... This is my house...
Just chill... Chill... Chill son...
We were just passing by and so we thought we'd just...
...you know... rock n roll...
If Maya arrives now she will kill me...
Papa is going to kill me...
Today was the music class so I bunked football...
No, my child... Nothing will happen... I'll take care of it...
No, grandma... he's going to kill me...
Why will he kill you?
You are learning the guitar and that's a good thing...
Not guitar, Mom... violin...
Oh... violin... I don't understand why he is so scared of Dev...
But Mom, you don't understand... - No darling you relax...
But Mom...
Shut up! Nothing's going to happen...
I'll tell Dev that you are not well... Ok?
Ok...
Why should we lie?
We'll just get back to you darling...
Now come on go upstairs and grandma...
...will give you a nice hot water bath later...
Good boy...
Shit... Maya has come... Please hide this one somewhere?
In my arms?
Dad... Just put some clothes on...
Ok... ok...
Mom... he's come...
Hi!
How was your day? Do you know...
I know... I know everything...
Everything? No... I think you...
Please... watch it... Don't try to hide from me I know everything...
Yes... I know... I saw it with my eyes...
Did you hear that? She knows everything...
Look at this... And we were trying to hide from her...
Dad! Even you know?
What do you mean when did I know? It was my idea to make an excuse...
Now the poor fellow is hiding in the bathroom...
What? He's in my bathroom?
She is in my bedroom?
Don't go in... Poor thing... She's not wearing any...
What is she doing without clothes?
What do you do without clothes?
I will not let him live... I'm going to... What are you doing?
Dev... listen... please... Stop it, Dev!
I pray to you... he's already too scared I'm going to him now...
Why? - To give him a bath...
So now you will bathe him? That too in my bathroom...
The bathroom doesn't belong to just you...
It's mine too... he will use it... Both of us will bathe him...
Oh yeah... Sure! - Shut up!
How could you do this? Aren't you ashamed?
But what have I done?
Please... Please... You two stop fighting...
I'm taking her to my house...
Why would you take her to your house?
Because I paid her... - She takes money?
Yeah... Nothing comes for free these days...
By the way what's the rate these days?
Per day or weekends? - Weekends...
Let's see now... the last time... - Stop!
Both of you have gone crazy!
No, Dev... You are crazy...
Look at what you are doing...
I can't take this anymore... I'm sleeping with him tonight...
Me too... - You too?
Have some shame... Look at his age and yours...
You look at your age...
Don't cross your limits...
Mommy! What about your limits?
The two of you... both...
Yes? - Disgusting...
And she... I will not spare her... Rhea...!
Rhea?
Rishi...
Rishi?
I'm so hot, I am so hot, hot, hot, hot...
Rhea... Rhea...
Oh God! Rishi?
He was just inviting me for his Dad's party...
...so that I can see his work...
It's just a PR exercise, Dev...
What about the flowers?
Rhea sent them for you...
Oh God... This confusion...
Where are you going, baby?
And who is this?
This? This is your mother to be...
I don't believe this...
You thought I was having an affair with Rishi?
What's with you, Dev? You are crazy...
I'm crazy? I thought you were crazy...
I mean, what's happened to your taste?
The next time you want to have an affair let me know...
I will look for the right guy...
After all, you have to maintain a standard, the great Rhea Saran...
Dev... Don't try to hide your feelings with...
...your stupid sense of humour...
You were jealous and I love it...
Yeah right!
This just means that somewhere there is a little love left... Right?
Yes... very deep inside... Come on get ready... I’m ready to go...
You are coming wearing this?
No... I'm taking this off and coming nude...
No, Dev... Why don't you wear the suit that I bought last week...
Why sweetheart? Embarrassed?
Embarrassed, that I'm wearing this?
Embarrassed, that in these clothes...
...I won't look like the rich and famous Rhea Saran's husband?
I'm sorry to disappoint you, Rhea...
...but even new clothes are not going to make me new...
Even I love the old Dev... but he is lost somewhere...
You are the one who lost him...
Maya!
What are you doing, Rishi?
I'm celebrating!
Celebrating what?
My wife's jealous... I got some reaction at last...
God, Rishi... Stop behaving like a child...
...We are getting late... Come on...
Maya...
Rishi... We are getting late... Please go and change your clothes...
Tell me something... What if I was really having an affair?
What would you do? - Rishi...
Come on... Humour me... - Rishi...
Please...
Ok... If you were truly having an affair I would think... analyse...
...try to find out why it happened...
And then I would discuss it with you...
Discuss with me?
Come on woman, show some passion...
Say that you would scream... shout...
...weep hysterically... Some drama...
Drama? If you wanted drama you should have married an actress...
But you settled for a boring teacher... So sorry...
Oh God, Maya... you are so touchy...
Then why do you say such things? - I was just kidding...
What if I was having an affair? What would you do?
Your affair? Fantastic... very good!
What was so funny?
What do you mean what's funny?
You can't handle one relationship...
How will you manage two? But anyway I like the attitude... keep at it...
I'm going to get ready... See ya...
What's the matter, Rishi? I can't handle a relationship...
No passion... No drama... I'm not a good wife... can't be a mother...
Since I have so many flaws why don't you leave me?
Both of us have flaws, Maya...
But the difference is that you always talk...
...about breaking the relationship...
...and I talk about making it work...
Please make sure there's service everywhere... ok?
And why is nobody serving in that corner?
Come on, come on, please move it... Oh, hello...
Hello there... Long time no see...
Just as well...
Incidentally hasn't the size of Chandigarh increased...
...since the last time we met...
It's the number in your eye that has increased, Mr. Talwar...
Hello... Aren't you going to introduce me to your daughter?
Daughter? Maybe yours... Meet Saturday...
Saturday?
Yeah... I can't remember all their names...
...so I call them by the day I meet them... yeah baby?
Yeah!
Yeah right... See you later gorgeous...
Who's that? - My mother...
Ah! Rhea... thanks for coming...
Of course we had to come...
By the way the sixties theme is a great idea...
It's all so beautiful...
No... No... You are beautiful darling... hello...
I'm Rishi's father... in every way...
And I'm Rhea's husband... in almost every way...
Oh...
Do you like my suit? Do you like it?
Rhea... You look gorgeous...
Thank you...
I really think we should have that affair...
Sure... I know for a fact that my husband will not object...
Neither will my wife... as long as we sit and discuss it later...
Right, darling?
Oh, wow... You guys have discussions at home?
In our case we have to meet by appointment...
I think I need a drink...
Ah super... Let's all get drunk...
Rhea?
Super... Do you know a good divorce lawyer?
I hate these parties...
I think these parties are organized to touch other people's wives...
Don't even think about that...
Don't worry... I haven't reached such desperate days...
Look at them... Just look at them... Oh my darling...
Mwaah... Mwaah... Mwaah...
You know... I have just realized that not only do I hate parties...
I hate people...
As far as I know, even people aren't crazy about you...
Not that they are crowding around you either...
It doesn't make a difference to me... They are all strangers...
Even your husband?
Rishi...
Fair skinned faces...
Moon lit faces...
Dark long tresses...
Sky blue eyes...
Fair skinned faces...
Moon lit faces...
Dark long tresses...
Sky blue eyes...
They weave dreams...
They lead you astray...
Take away your sanity...
They drive you crazy...
They ignite a fire...
Intoxicate your being...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love...
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love
Come sway with me...
These lithe bodies...
These swaying hips...
First they attack the heart...
Then go for your life...
These flashes of lightning...
These sorceresses of love...
I have seen many and yet fall prey...
They come... and they go...
At their whim and fancy...
These angels... these fairies...
At a mere glance from them...
The world can go crazy...
And be at their feet...
And yet these beauties...
Don't know what love is...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll...
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love
Come sway with me...
Head in a cap and a red scarf waving...
Oh... What do I say?
Fair skinned maiden with a black strand on the face...
Oh... What do I say?
These pretty faces...
These beautiful women...
They don't know what love is...
Or what it is to be loyal...
These stonehearted lovers...
What do they care?
What we go through, coping with them?
They are ignorant... like strangers...
What do they know about feelings?
They don't know... they don't care...
That hearts can break with words they say...
Like asking for comfort from fire...
Or fire from ice... We have spent out entire lives...
Now we know what we lost...
Wasting our time that was precious...
Rock and roll...
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll
Fair skinned faces...
Moon lit faces...
Dark long tresses...
Sky blue eyes...
They weave dreams... They lead you astray...
Take away your sanity... They drive you crazy...
They ignite a fire... Intoxicate your being...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love...
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love...
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love...
Come sway with me...
Rock and roll, my love
My heart sings for you...
Rock and roll, my love...
Come sway with me...
Maya... Rishi... And all you wonderful people...
Thank you for being here with me tonight...
And I hope that all of you are having a great time... yeah!
Yeah!
You know, people always ask me why I throw this party every year...
What's so special about this day?
The day is special...
It's on this day that I met my wife for the first time...
That's why, every year, I celebrate...
...this day and also seek her forgiveness...
Forgiveness for each day...
...when I chose my dreams over my relationships...
Forgiveness for each minute when...
...I hurt her and didn't even bother to make up...